One of our secrets to keeping the prices low and the quality high is to leverage modern tech and print most things when you order them. This lets us use specialists in each area. The puzzles are made by different people than who print on T-shirts, who are different than the canvas art prints, etc.
Fortunately, we have vendors all over the world who work with us, and compete for our business. We make sure the quality is high and the turnaround is very fast.
Handling time: This varies, but we source with vendors who manufacture and ship typically in 2-6 days. Transit time: This varies with whether you choose standard or expedited delivery, and vendors use a variety of carriers. Cutoff time: This varies with vendors, but typically an order placed before noon will begin processing that day.
We never profit off the shipping prices, and charge you only want it costs us to deliver things to you in high quality packaging. Never a penny more. All shipping charges are accurately quoted during checkout so you can decide whether to proceed with the purchase.
All orders are printed and processed in America, so U.S. customers will see faster and cheaper delivery. We are a print on demand studio so please allow manufacturing time to process the order. These lead times vary between 2-6 days typically. We source vendors from all over the country to find the most affordable, highest quality, fastest operations.
International sales are processed at the same speed as domestic, but require increased transit times and costs, which will be quoted accurately at checkout. In most cases, due to our competitive pricing, international customers are happy to shop with us.
Because we print on demand we cannot accept returns or exchanges if you order the wrong size, color, or change your mind. However, in the rare case of a damaged product or an error in manufacturing, we’ll offer a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.
We’re sorry if there was damage or a manufacturing error. Please send a photograph of the damage to email@example.com within 30 days of delivery and we’ll process a refund. All refund decisions are processed and closed within 10 days, usually much faster. Alternatively, we’re happy to talk via phone: (407) 801-9401.
We will credit your original method of payment in a timely fashion. You’re our customer and our relationship to you is important to us personally and professionally. If you would prefer a store credit or some other accommodation, you can request that via email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
We issue returns as soon as your refund request is approved – that means the money leaves our account immediately. If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again. Then contact your credit card company. It make take some time. We have seen some credit card companies take as much as 30 days to show the refund on your account. If you’ve exhausted these options and still have no refund, please contact us at email@example.com.
Created after the pandemic, we are an online only studio, and therefore credit and debit cards processed through major online processors are the primary way of funding transactions through us. We pay relatively low processing fees for using these, and those costs are absorbed by us and not passed onto our customers.
We’re huge fans of the convenience and additional security of systems like Apple Pay and have accepted them since day one of operation. This the fastest and easiest way to do business with ParodyPets.com.
You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers. Everything you could ever want to know about the Parody Pets creative process, business model, or at least, the answer to these six questions. If you have another question for us, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll see what we know.
Shipping estimates are calculated during the checkout process and vary by the product. For a boutique art site like ours, they’re usually pretty fast.
Because we print on demand we cannot accept returns or exchanges if you order the wrong size, color, or change your mind. However, in the rare case of a damaged product or an error in manufacturing, we’ll offer a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery. Please send a photograph of the damage to email@example.com within 30 days of delivery and we’ll process a refund.
Because we use different (amazing) vendors for different types of products, the shipping methods vary a bit. We believe all our products are using tracked carriers now so you’ll get information at the time of order via email on your specific item.
We do, thanks for asking! Every pixel at Parody Pets is designed by us, for us, and sold nowhere else, ever. If you ever see someone who is stealing our designs, that would make us very sad, but we’d love to know, send us a tip at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’d be grateful.
We’ve been working as artists and engineers for a long time, and this site is a perfect way for us to flex both muscles. Most of our art required all kinds of techniques combined to get to the end products here: cutting edge artificial intelligence, Photoshop skills, sometimes 3D renders (usually in Blender), and a lot of hopefully clever ideas and editorial discretion.
Nope. When we say parody, we mean it. This is humor, free speech, and fun. We are definitely not JRR Tolkien, or George Lucas, or CBS, or whoever else we’re joking about. We don’t use actor’s likenesses, trademarks, or anything like that. We love the kinds of franchises we play with here and we would never want to hurt their brand. This is an indie art studio paying homage to the things that inspire and amuse us.
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